Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: A Satisfying Tryst

Satisfyer Pro 2 is perhaps one of the most famous adult toys. The original Satisfyer Pro helped create a whole new segment of sex toys – the no-contact toy. And the Pro 2 has kept with the legacy, though it’s been around for a few years now. 

So, we get to the nitty gritty with this Satisfyer Pro 2 review and see what’s on offer with this toy. Here’s a quick note if you’re concerned if the toy is worth your time: Yes, it absolutely is! For the years that Satisfyer has made this toy, it has generally rave reviews from users.

The toy is hygienic, technically sound, and comes with a lot of interesting features. There are a few things to watch out for as well, including the noise and how the toy fits in with your sexual preferences.

So, let’s get on with a satisfying review!

Satisfyer Pro 2 Overview: Pros And Cons

Pros

  • Keeps good hygiene for use
  • Easy to clean and maintain
  • Conveniently placed controls
  • Great for clitoral stimulation with suction
  • Waterproof
  • Easy to clean
  • The air pulse technology is fun

Cons

  • Can get noisy
  • Might not be suitable for those who don’t enjoy suction (and its simulation)
  • The charger can be problematic

Understanding The Idea Of The Contact-Free Suction Vibrators Like Satisfyer Pro 2

Before we get to the review and usage, it’s important to understand the usage of this category of sex toys. 

Conventional clitoral vibrators use vibrations to stimulate the clitoris and provide pleasure. No-contact toys don’t directly touch the clitoris. In the case of the Satisfyer Pro 2 (and similar toys), the nozzle goes around the clitoris without touching it directly.

After this, pulses of air with varying intensity reach the clitoris and provide pleasure. The air movement is more like a pulse. This isn’t like a vacuum cleaner tugging at the clit! 

For most women, this sensation is immensely pleasurable and results in a quick and satisfying orgasm. It’s delightful, quick, and fun – everything we expect it to be. In some part, it also mimics oral sex, so if you enjoy getting head, you’ll love the Satisfyer Pro 2.

These characteristics also bring us to the other side of things. If you don’t enjoy oral sex, there are chances that you won’t enjoy the Satisfyer Pro 2 as well. 

Then there’s also the thing about the Satisfyer bringing about orgasms. For a very small number of users of such toys (including, but not limited to Satisfyer Pro 2), the orgasm can feel forced. Someone might get an orgasm without sensations of pleasure or feel that it’s been forced on them. It’s not a pleasant feeling.

However, a lot of these shortcomings can be handled or drastically reduced by the liberal use of lubricant. Yes, you are supposed to use a lot of lubricant when using this or similar toys. It’s what makes the toy work at its best!

The Features And Personality Of The Satisfyer Pro 2

A Quick Look At What’s In The Box

The box of the Satisfyer Pro 2 features something of an abstract art showing an illustration of a woman. There’s a small image of the toy itself on the box, though it doesn’t give much away. After all, this toy doesn’t look much like a conventional vibrator. 

The box quality itself is average at best, but that’s not anything to be concerned about, so on to the next step I go. Inside the box, a plastic sheet molded in the shape of the toy holds it in place. Apart from the toy, the box includes a magnetic USB charger and a manual.

There is no carry bag and no extra head/nozzles for the Satisfyer Pro 2. I can understand the carry bag, considering how attractively priced this toy is. Though I wasn’t initially on the train with the lack of a replacement nozzle, I don’t resent it either. 

Satisfyer calls it the nozzle/head/cap and maybe a few other names – it’s the silicone attachment at the top of the toy that comes in contact with the body. 

It’s useful and wide enough for most people. However, should you need a replacement, Satisfyer sells a pack of different-sized attachment caps on its website.

Satisfyer Pro 2 has been around for a while now, and has seen a few updates. These include the wider default cap for the toy and better battery management. The company also offers several other variants of the toy, including Satisfyer Pro 2+ and a few more. 

On The Appearance And Design Of The Satisfyer Pro 2

Satisfyer Pro 2 has a fairly simple appearance. It’s a plastic body with large, easily accessible buttons. These buttons help you cycle through the 11 intensity options on the toy, and also include buttons to switch it on or off.

The buttons are large, easily accessible, and remain easy to manage even when the toy is in use. So, even if you’re in the throes of sweet pleasure, you can manage the buttons and intensity of the Satisfyer easily.

At the top of the vibrator, there’s the opening clad in a silicone cap. This is the part that comes in contact with the body. The cap itself is made from good quality silicone that feels soft and pleasant to the touch. The cap is removable and allows for easier cleaning. Though remember to keep a good grip on this one, the little silicone cap can be a very easy thing to lose.

Charging The Satisfyer

There are small contact points at the bottom of the Satisfyer Pro 2 where you can attach the USB magnetic charger. It’s fairly easy to attach but it appears to need some attention, at least in my experience. 

This isn’t a firm connection and there’s always the chance that the magnetic points of the charger will see some damage.

When working as intended, the charger is quick to action and has the Li-ion battery fully charged in about 90 minutes. 

A bright red LED comes on when the toy is charging. Though its size is tiny, this light can feel annoyingly bright at times. I wish it was more subdued, but it’s not quite a big problem by itself.

Its playtime isn’t very generous and you can expect the toy to work for about 30 minutes on a full charge. Possibly about 20 minutes for those who prefer higher intensity settings.

Though the play time looks tiny as compared to other toys and vibrators, it isn’t all that trivial. The toy is quick at bringing orgasms and even multiple orgasms. Those 20-30 minutes you get with it are going to be way more than enough. 

It’s very unlikely that most people will hit these times, unless they’re absolutely in the mood for an endurance race against the toy!

Still, there’s a good chance that you’ll want to charge the toy before every use. And this part gets annoying quickly. After all, the battery isn’t usually meant for just one session, but multiple sessions.

Waterproofing And Cleaning Aspects Of This Toy

Satisfyer Pro 2 is rated IPX7 waterproof. This means that the toy can be submerged in water and remains safe up to a depth of one meter for 30 minutes. This also means that you can use the Satisfyer when it’s underwater!

Take it with you to the shower or the tub and you can enjoy the wonders of this toy. Keep in mind though, that the toy is supposed to pull air for its action. If you’re using it in a bathtub, the sensations might feel different as it moves water. 

I still found it enjoyable, though not nearly as good as the classic use scenario.

The waterproofing also makes this toy easy to clean. You can wash it under the tap without fear of water spoiling the gadget.

When cleaning the toy, give special attention to the silicone head and the area surrounding it. The head is the one that gets in contact with the body and may have lube and body fluids on it. 

The point where the head slips on to the main body can hold some of these fluids too. So, extra care is necessary to thoroughly clean these parts. 

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review – How The Toy Fares In Use

Lube Up!

When it’s time to get some action with the Satisfyer, the first thing you’ll want to do is to lube up! Apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant before starting with the toy. Keep the lubricant at hand, because if it dries up, you’ll want to top it.

It’s important to use a good lubricant with any sex toy. But, it’s all the more important to use it with something like the Satisfyer Pro 2. 

When there’s sufficient lubricant available, the tip of the silicone cap of the Satisfyer forms a seal with the lubricant. As you bring it close to the body, the toy will work with the lubricant to form a better connection for the body.

This means that the air pulses it uses will be better targeted, more contained, and more pleasurable. Exactly the kind we all want and love! As with any other toy, the use of lubricant also makes the use of the toy easier and reduces the risk of injury or unpleasant sensations.

So, lube up!

Using The Satisfyer And Testing Its Power

Satisfyer Pro 2 has no qualms about showing off its power and skill! I started at the lowest intensity and still felt that it was strong and making a determined push. The Air Pulse technology is quite something – and it does an amazing job at delivering pleasure. 

The toy goes all the way up to 11 intensity levels. I never got to test the highest! I found myself done and happy way before that level. The lower intensity settings do a great job at building up and as you go higher, orgasms (yes, plural) tend to happen!

For me, it took just a couple of minutes and the effect was heavenly. I think it was just the fourth intensity setting. Eventually, I did go up to about 8, but that’s about the limit for me. If you enjoy oral sex as I do, the sensation feels all the more fun and pleasurable. 

I wouldn’t say it’s the same, but it’s very similar and yet very different in meaningful ways.

Even power queens can appreciate how efficient and powerful this vibrator is. It just delivers strong and pleasurable sensations. 

Plus, its mode is different from conventional vibrators, so the power comparison should consider that. Even if you enjoy high intensity, I’ll recommend starting low with this one until you can find a setting or intensity level that works for you. Going straight to high can be troublesome or even painful. 

So start low, and build up to the intensity you like. It’s okay if you find it too weak even at the highest intensity. Not everyone reacts the same to these sensations. But, it’s still always a good idea to start slow.

This Toy Is A Little Noise Machine

One thing you’ll notice on switching on the Satisfyer Pro 2 is that it starts with a hum. As you go higher on the intensity settings, this hum gets louder and more noticeable. 

If it’s placed in position with the body, this noise comes down. However, if you remove it even at mid-level intensity, the toy is noisy. Some background noise and keeping the nozzle/cap close to the body will help. But if you are using this toy, expect some noise.

Getting On With The Satisfyer Pro 2

Good price, good power, and good fun. The Satisfyer Pro 2 seems to have the right mix of all that we need from a good toy. As this review says, I found it to be fairly powerful, exciting, and immensely pleasurable. 

And most importantly, this toy is a pro at eliciting orgasms. It’ll go as long as you want it to and multiple orgasms in one quick session become entirely possible! The Satisfyer Pro 2 can get noisy, but if you’re like me, there’s a good chance you’d be noisier than the sex toy when it gets down to work.